The Third Temple  The Center for
Messianic Learning 

Unapologetically Pro-Torah
Unashamedly Pro-Israel
Irrevocably Zionist
“… out of Tziyon will go forth Torah, the word of ADONAI from Yerushalayim.”
(Isaiah 2:3)
Jew and Gentile (Synagogue and Church), one in Messiah. (Ephesians 2:14)
“For He is our peace, Who made both one, and broke down the middle wall of partition, …”

If your life is not in jeopardy for what you believe, you’re probably on the wrong side!
If you don’t believe Genesis 1:1-11:32, how can you possibly believe John 3:16?
“Indeed, all who want to live a godly life united with the Messiah Yeshua will be persecuted.” (2Tim 3:12)
It is what you actually believe that determines how you walk out your faith, “but avoid stupid controversies, genealogies, quarrels and fights about the Torah; because they are worthless and futile.” (Titus 3:9)

Please Note: Absolutely nothing on this website should be taken as anti-Church or anti-Rabbinic. I am not anti-anything or anyone. I am only pro-Torah and pro-Truth (see “Philosophy”), but sometimes the Truth upsets our long-held beliefs. I know it certainly upset mine! For example, see “Why Isn’t My Theology Consistent Throughout the Website?”

Humor Pages


Bible Bloopers — It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world.

Bobeshie’s Talmud — The Eternal Jewish Truths, or Your Grandmother’s Talmud

Bulletin Bloopers — Actual announcements taken from church bulletins

Bumper Stickers — If these aren’t actual bumper stickers, they should be!

Dogs-- My dog is smarter than your dog. If you don’t believe me, read this page.

Driving — A sampling of actual driving school test answers; statements made on accident reports.

Engineers — People who work in the fields of science and technology are not like other people. If you don't know that, you’ve obviously never watched “The Big Bang Theory.”

English 101 — Poking fun at our crazy English language

Geometry — This will take you back to high school geometry class.

God’s Computer — If you are old enough to remember Microsoft DOS you might understand this.

How Cold is Cold? — An annotated thermometer (degrees Fahrenheit)

Lawyers — Apparently nobody like lawyers, except sometimes other lawyers; but not always.

Microsoft — Poking a bit of fun at Microsoft engineers. But it’s all in fun!

“Palestine” Quiz-- The famous “Palestinian Quiz” from

Politically Correct — “Politically correct” ways to say someone is stupid — An email from with brand-new revelation

Snippets-- Bits of wit and wisdom to tickle your funny bone

That's Bizarre-- These are Bizarre! And remember, it’s all true.

Why is That? — Weird stuff that makes no sense at all

Page last updated on Friday, 06 October 2023 03:10 PM
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Anxiously awaiting Mashiach’s return

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